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For four-fifths of our history, our planet was populated by pond scum.
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Common sense is not so common.
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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world the unreasonable one persists in trying...
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Let me advise thee not to talk of thyself as being old. There is...
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In two decades I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging...
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Education, which was at first made universal in order that all might be able...
Quote #33042
The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
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Christ’s first coming was to fulfill a mission, a purpose. He came to suffer,...
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The university’s characteristic state may be summarized by the words of the lady who...
Quote #19905
The soul is that which denies the body. For example, that which refuses to...