Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28148 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 When you go ice-skating, try not to swing your arms too much, because that...
Doug Larson Quote #6763 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better...
Leonardo DaVinci Quote #20349 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Intellectual passion dries out sensuality.
William Feather Quote #22192 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Something that has always puzzled me all my life is why, when I am...
Hoshang N. Akhtar Quote #24778 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
Woody Allen Quote #2573 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead- not sick, not wounded...
Jeremy Schwartz Quote #19990 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Live every day as if it were your last, because one of these days,...
Izaak Walton Quote #32752 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Those little nimble musicians of the air, that warble forth their curious ditties, with...
John D. Hofbrauer, Jr. Quote #28708 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Celebrations are the juice of life.