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When I consider the small span of my life absorbed in the eternity of...
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I look upon every day to be lost, in which I do not make...
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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office...
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It would be a sad situation if the wrapper were better than the meat...
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Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
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Ignorance of certain subjects is a great part of wisdom.
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Whenever we read the obscene stories, the voluptuous debaucheries, the cruel and torturous executions,...
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The thing about performance, even if it’s only an illusion, is that it is...
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How can one conceive of a one party system in a country that has...
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Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding,...