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If I lived back in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun...
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I will wear my heart upon my sleeve For daws to peck at.
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The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any.
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Why doesn’t DOS ever say ‘EXCELLENT command or filename’
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I have loved many, the more and the few – I have loved many...
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A pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun...
Quote #24030
Do not remove a fly from your friend’s forehead with a hatchet.
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The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it.
Quote #26463
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
Quote #29446
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn’t...