Quote #18094
Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have,...
Quote #3179
There ought to be a room in every house to swear in.
Quote #23308
As long as there are guns, the individual that wants a gun for a...
Quote #19698
To be humble to superiors is duty, to equals courtesy, to inferiors nobleness.
Quote #32796
My life needs a rewinderase button. – Calvin
Quote #31346
I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It...
Quote #19134
f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng.
Quote #28473
Though a good deal is too strange to be believed, nothing is too strange...
Quote #16700
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad...
Quote #3366
My empty waterdish mocks me.