Quote #12650
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
Quote #2828
Monogamy is the Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistresses.
Quote #4754
A platitude is simply a truth repeated until people get tired of hearing it.
Quote #2350
Being perfectly well-dressed gives a feeling of tranquility that religion is powerless to bestow.
Quote #30399
I’m like John Wayne. I only play good guys.
Quote #4771
All slang is a metaphor, and all metaphor is poetry.
Quote #8333
Goodbye cruel world.
Quote #16208
Gossip is always a personal confession of malice or imbecility; it is a low,...
Quote #21567
Truth is not only violated by falsehood it may be outraged by silence.
Quote #23141
All that is necessary for the forces of evil to win in the world...