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I would rather reach for the stars, Then at least I know That I...
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If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure
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Do one thing every day that scares you.
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If you ever feel like you’re on the verge of a nervous breakdown, just...
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Help a man against his will and you do the same as murder him.
Quote #3119
Patriotism is a pernicious, psychopathic form of idiocy.
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Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
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There is no sense in crying over spilt milk.
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Whenever I get married I start buying Gourmet Magazine.