Quote #6122
The smaller the mind the greater the conceit.
Quote #32085
I tell people I’m too stupid to know what’s impossible. I have ridiculously large...
Quote #24562
To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than...
Quote #15317
Like the bee, we should make our industry our amusement.
Quote #22102
‘That is indisputable,’ was the answer, ‘but in this country it is a good...
Quote #17479
Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
Quote #28208
The old-timers around here still shake their heads and chuckle about that city slicker...
Quote #13462
It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is...
Quote #27949
When I write love songs, people think they’re really soppy — but I see...
Quote #28346
If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay...