Quote #2513
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
Quote #12084
The grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to...
Quote #14535
Go, and never darken my towels again.
Quote #4671
When the stomach is full, it is easy to talk of fasting.
Quote #2062
What is virtue but the trades unionism of the married.
Quote #32766
The fantastic advances in the field of communication constitute a grave danger to the...
Quote #31065
People who are smart get into Mensa. People who are really smart look around...
Quote #32082
It’s never too late, in fiction or in life, to revise.
Quote #22915
It’s kind of fun to do the impossible.
Quote #21586
A word to the wise ain’t necessary — it’s the stupid ones that need...