Quote #20070
I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that...
Quote #909
If language is not correct, then what is said is not what is meant;...
Quote #17671
History suggests that Capitalism is a necessary condition for political freedom.
Quote #22874
Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must...
Quote #29186
Hope is the feeling you have that the feeling you have isn’t permanent.
Quote #12231
Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art… it has no survival value; rather is...
Quote #10123
To be blind is bad, but worse is to have eyes and not see.
Quote #10739
Where you start is not as important as where you finish.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #30866
If work were good for you, the rich would leave none for the poor.