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I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I...
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The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.
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Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
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If men would consider not so much wherein they differ, as wherein they agree,...
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Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find...
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Our dilemma is that we hate change and love it at the same time...
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Hold a true friend with both hands.
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Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog...