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Perhaps the angels who fear to tread where fools rush in used to be...
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An unstable pilot steers a leaking ship, and the blind is leading the blind...
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Housekeeping ain’t no joke.
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I hate television. I hate it as much as I hate peanuts. But I...
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Do not speak ill of the dead.
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Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than...
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Ask a man which way he is going to vote, and he will probably...
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Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
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The ultimate indignity is to be given a bedpan by a stranger who calls...