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If you must choose between two paths, either of which will bring death and...
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Well, I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech.
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The better part of one’s life consists of his friendships.
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Men are like a deck of cards. You’ll find the occasional king, but most...
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Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it.
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And remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
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The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
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The human brain is like a railroad freight car — guaranteed to have a...
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A three-year diet of rubber chicken and occasional crow.
Quote #14958
To make no mistakes is not in the power of man; but from their...