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The human race is faced with a cruel choice work or daytime television.
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Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
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Life’s simplest things are love, and kindly friends, Nature’s sweet charm of earth and...
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Calamities are of two kinds misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.
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You guys line up alphabetically by height.
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The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes. Let the reader catch...
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A word is not a crystal, transparent and unchanging, it is the skin of...
Quote #8060
Death is the only grammatically correct full stop?
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Wise men profit more from fools than fools from wise men for the wise...
Quote #32408
Plan like you will live forever, live like you will die tomorrow.