Quote #19848
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.
Quote #29828
Well, I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech.
Quote #9714
The troublesome ones in a family are usually either the wits or the idiots.
Quote #33452
You have to be careful who you let define your good.
Quote #16065
It makes a great difference in the force of a sentence, whether a man...
Quote #8258
The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy...
Quote #10700
Gratitude is a sickness, suffered by dogs.
Quote #1116
We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
Quote #20259
Man’s most valuable trait Is a judicious sense of what not to believe.
Quote #28102
In my day, we didn’t have self-esteem, we had self-respect, and no more of...