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Meetings are indispensable when you don’t want to do anything.
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I voted for you during your last election. (To President Richard M Nixon)
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I don’t like the idea that the police department seems bent on keeping a...
Quote #30594
Life is like a bicycle you don’t fall off unless you stop pedaling.
Quote #14512
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
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For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce....
Quote #17627
The first condition of immortality is death.
Quote #11047
It takes a village to raise an idiot.
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I learned this, at least, by my experiment; that if one advances confidently in...
Quote #10249
Take the utmost trouble to find the right thing to say, and then say...