Quote #33011
I can believe anything, provided it is incredible.
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Your mind must always go, even while you’re shaking hands and going through all...
Quote #5419
Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.
Quote #33986
Throw out an alarming alarm clock. If the ring is loud and strident, you’re...
Quote #26584
The substance of the eminent Socialist gentleman’s speech is that making a profit is...
Quote #4673
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
Quote #4835
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
Quote #9983
If you want to endure life, prepare yourself for death.
Quote #7061
The law must be stable, but it must not stand still.
Quote #33975
The squeaking wheel doesn’t always get the grease. Sometimes it gets replaced.