Quote #3061
Music is essentially useless, as life is.
Quote #29558
There are two insults no human being will endure that he has no sense...
Quote #31089
Today, there is a drug and alcohol abuse epidemic in this country. And no...
Quote #1229
If it bleeds, you can kill it
Quote #2153
Voting for the right is doing nothing for it.
Quote #5565
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Quote #11335
Bad news goes about in clogs, Good news in stockinged feet.
Quote #11193
A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for...
Quote #8681
My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once...
Quote #10986
I would not know what the spirit of a philosopher might wish more to...