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Fortune helps the brave.
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To stop the flow of music would be like the stopping of time itself,...
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Oh, thou hast a damnable iteration, and art indeed able to corrupt a saint....
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I am in earnest–I will not equivocate–I will not excuse–I will not retreat a...
Quote #13484
Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward.
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Mornings are wonderful! The only drawback is that they come at such an inconvenient...
Quote #9760
The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which...
Quote #31346
I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It...
Quote #14589
I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.