Quote #27301
The trouble with most people is that they think with their hopes or fears...
Quote #32077
I’m not a good butcher but I’ve had to learn to carve the joint....
Quote #23004
In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life it goes...
Quote #33183
Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
Quote #24048
There are two perfect men one dead, and the other unborn.
Quote #31812
We understand death for the first time when he puts his hand upon one...
Quote #1438
Hindsight is always twenty-twenty.
Quote #19922
Barometer, n. An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
Quote #360
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Quote #32532
Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died.