Quote #6053
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that...
Quote #31714
Tears are the safety valve of the heart when too much pressure is laid...
Quote #5691
To be a book-collector is to combine the worst characteristics of a dope fiend...
Quote #31865
No man really becomes a fool until he stops asking questions.
Quote #25690
Marriage is like signing a 356-page contract without knowing what’s in it.
Quote #34861
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...
Quote #22906
The main thing is to keep the main thing the main thing.
Quote #24909
That which comes after ever conforms to that which has gone before.
Quote #12742
Glass, china and reputation are easily cracked, and never well mended.
Quote #8229
Well, all I know is what I read in the papers.