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If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe...
Quote #13116
Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant “idiot”.
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Earth and sky, woods and fields, lakes and rivers, the mountain and the sea,...
Quote #24474
Fortune leaves always some door open to come at a remedy.
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Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then...
Quote #8375
Today my spirit is going to school while my body stays in bed.
Quote #30291
My only hobby is laziness, which naturally rules out all others.
Quote #3829
We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy...
Quote #23998
Frank I’d known her for years. We used to go to all the police...
Quote #17854
Go and surprise the whole country by doing something right.