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Almost nobody dances sober, unless they happen to be insane.
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Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Where the world ceases to be the scene of our personal hopes and wishes,...
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I’m not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell...
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In business school classrooms they construct wonderful models of a nonworld.
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Summer afternoon – Summer afternoon… the two most beautiful words in the English language.
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Success is counted sweetest by those who ne’er succeed.
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When thoughts fails of words, they find imagination waiting at their elbow to teach...
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The eleventh commandment — Thou shalt not be found out — is the only...