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To do nothing is sometimes a good remedy.
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My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.
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The truth is that there is nothing noble in being superior to somebody else....
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Sutton lost 13 games in a row without winning a ballgame.
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Sometimes love will pick you up by the short hairs…and jerk the heck out...
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I cannot believe that my illness is natural. I suspect Satan, and therefore I...
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Mathematicians are like Frenchmen whatever you say to them they translate into their own...