Shirley MacLaine Quote #29721 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be...
Russell Baker Quote #14505 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28126 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Playing dead not only comes in handy when face to face with a bear,...
Alexander Hamilton Stephens Quote #31867 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The real object of those who resorted to Secession, as well as those who...
Red Skelton Quote #13227 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Old age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change...
Mae West Quote #18248 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution yet.
Stephen Leacock, "Nonsense Novels",1911 Quote #4824 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Lord Ronald said nothing; he flung himself from the room, flung himself upon his...
Victor Borge Quote #20387 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Humor is something that thrives between man’s aspirations and his limitations. There is more...
Abraham Lincoln Quote #10754 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a...