Quote #10656
If there?s one thing I know it?s God does love a good joke.
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The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you’ll grow out...
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I have no need of your God-damned sympathy. I only wish to be entertained...
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Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can...
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An economist is a surgeon with an excellent scalpel and a rough-edged lancet, who...
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The heart that is to be filled to the brim with holy joy must...
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My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the...
Quote #20637
Ah, but a man’s reach should exceed his grasp – or what’s a heaven...
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What is left when honor is lost?
Quote #11893
If i cannot smoke in heaven, then i shall not go.