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Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball...
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Studying literature at Harvard is like learning about women at the Mayo Clinic.
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You cannot hold back a good laugh any more than you can the tide....
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
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In the end, everything is a gag.
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The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
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Not houses finely roofed or the stones of walls well builded, nay nor canals...
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The world is so dreadfully managed, one hardly knows to whom to complain.
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Friends will keep you sane, Love could fill your heart, A lover can warm...
Quote #19769
Tis the witching hour of night, Orbed is the moon and bright, And the...