Quote #813
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
Quote #33881
He who wishes to exert a useful influence must be careful to insult nothing....
Quote #16172
Not the senses I have but what I do with them is my kingdom.
Quote #8587
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. [In regione caecorum...
Quote #20393
Men are born to succeed, not to fail.
Quote #6204
I have made this longer, because I have not had the time to...
Quote #3932
I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary...
Quote #4437
We make war that we may live in peace.
Quote #34747
They didn’t need men because they had each other, a significant other. It doesn’t...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...