Quote #28303
Whenever anyone says ‘I can’t,’ it makes me wish he’d get stung to death...
Quote #5861
Memory is the greatest of artists, and effaces from your mind what is unnecessary.
Quote #34638
You have to learn that if you start making sure you feel good, everything...
Quote #4385
Prayer indeed is good, but while calling on the gods a man should himself...
Quote #20496
Our houses are such unwieldy property that we are often imprisoned rather than housed...
Quote #1193
Many a zero thinks it is the ellipse on which the Earth travels.
Quote #2115
I would have made a good Pope.
Quote #18087
Our lives are like a candle in the wind.
Quote #23049
The reason that truth is stranger than fiction is that fiction has to have...
Quote #11538
Jargon allows us to camouflage intellectual poverty with verbal extravagance.