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Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence...
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It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.
Quote #27315
The best way to fill time is to waste it.
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A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a...
Quote #17603
The object is to win fairly, squarely, by the rules – but to win....
Quote #3265
Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully ignorant.
Quote #33212
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near...
Quote #6021
There is always an easy solution to every human problem — neat, plausible, and...
Quote #29190
You can’t really be strong until you see a funny side to things.
Quote #26644
Why not upset the apple cart If you don’t, the apples will rot anyway.