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I cast my bread on the waters long ago. Now it’s time for you...
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Reason should direct and appetite obey.
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Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society violence punctuated by committee meetings.
Quote #13537
Lack of money is the root of all evil.
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When a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates...
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Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will...
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we...
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Go to the ant, thou sluggard, learn to live, and by her busy ways,...
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I try to make everyone’s day just a little more surreal.
Quote #17976
I have gained this by philosophy that I do without being commanded what others...