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To stand up — or be setup?
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What would be the use of immortality to a person who cannot use well...
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Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for...
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I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included.
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I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the...
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I have always felt that the moment when first you wake up in the...
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Does it really matter what these affectionate people do– so long as they don?t...
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Be silent as to services you have rendered, but speak of favours you have...
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The great aim of education is not knowledge but action.
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Freedom is being able to live with the consequences of your decisions.