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I must say the biggest lesson you can learn in life, or teach your...
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When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.
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Prepare your mind to receive the best that life has to offer.
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Advice is like snow; the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and...
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Whenever I open a door, I pull on the doorknob real hard, because isn’t...
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Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.
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Marriage is the union of disparate elements. Male and female. Yin and yang. Proton...
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American can do better, and help is on the way.
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked...
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We rarely find anyone who can say he has lived a happy life, and...