Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28248 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm...
Sam Ewig Quote #20062 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends...
Mark Twain Quote #14338 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.
Charles M. Schultz, Linus in "Peanuts" Quote #9639 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Happiness is a warm puppy.
Mark Twain, (attributed) Quote #3930 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on...
Unknown Quote #32327 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The only bad thing about keeping on burning your bridges Behind you, is that...
Caecilius Statius Quote #6941 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Grant us a brief delay; impulse in everything is but a worthless servant.
H. L. Mencken Quote #16427 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than...
Jewish Folk Saying Quote #17689 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 One should not stand at the foot of a sick person’s bed, because that...
Pogo Quote #22410 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities.