Quote #8324
An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable.
Quote #24471
Which I have earned with the sweat of my brows.
Quote #18834
As one’s gifts increase, his friends decrease.
Quote #2710
Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.
Quote #29688
I am bigger than anything that can happen to me. All these things, sorrow,...
Quote #31081
The younger brother hath the more wit.
Quote #23046
Nobody can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered...
Quote #6133
Do not run away; let go. Do not seek, for it will come when...
Quote #28414
Many people do not realize that the snowshoe can be used for a great...
Quote #791
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.