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My belief has always been … that wherever in this land any individual’s constitutional...
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If you want truly to understand something, try to change it.
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I never thrust my nose into other men’s porridge. It is no bread and...
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One of the sublimest things in the world is plain truth.
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Achievement is largely the product of steadily raising one’s levels of aspiration and expectation.