Quote #3580
Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform...
Quote #11265
Accidents will occur in the best regulated families.
Quote #2394
Children are never too tender to be whipped. Like tough beefsteaks, the more you...
Quote #28696
If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh.
Quote #20159
Man can acquire accomplishments or he can become an animal, whichever he wants. God...
Quote #34621
I’ve wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I’m happy to state I...
Quote #9023
The body is an instrument, the mind its function, the witness and reward of...
Quote #8887
Insist on yourself; never imitate… Every great man is unique.
Quote #263
The only really happy folk are married women and single men.
Quote #20208
I can live without money, but I cannot live without love.