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Pride is a spiritual Cancer: It eats up the very possibilty of love, or...
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We hold these truths to be sacred and undeniable that all men are created...
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An income tax form is like a laundry list — either way you lose...
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Never say never, for if you live long enough, chances are you will not...
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Santa Claus has the right idea; visit people once a year.
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Ever notice that ‘what the hell’ is always the right decision
Quote #15923
The hardest arithmetic to master is that which enables us to count our blessings.
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Eccentricity is not, as dull people would have us believe, a form of madness....
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Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck-if you survive you start...
Quote #6932
Set up as an ideal the facing of reality as honestly and as cheerfully...