Quote #17621
People find life entirely too time-consuming.
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I base most of my fashion sense on whether or not it itches.
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Oh, I have slipped the surly bonds of earth, And danced the skies on...
Quote #491
The two most beautiful words in the English language are “check enclosed.’
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When you want to test the depths of a stream, don’t use both feet.
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Our dependency makes slaves out of us, especially if this dependency is a dependency...
Quote #8590
Evolution crawls to imperfection. It ends in extinction.
Quote #8112
Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad...
Quote #2690
The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms...
Quote #2724
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she...