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May you be in heaven a half-hour before the devil knows your dead.
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If you get invited to your first orgy, don’t just show up nude. That’s...
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Virtue is praised but hated. People run away from it, for it is ice-cold...
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I must study politics and war that my sons may have liberty to study...
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It is a mistake for a taciturn, serious-minded woman to marry a jovial man,...
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There are very few people who are not ashamed of having been in love...
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Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.
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Answer a fool according to his folly, or he will be wise in his...
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My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized...
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There are two times in a man’s life when he should not speculate when...