Quote #25254
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
Quote #18476
Let me not be understood as saying that there are no bad laws, nor...
Quote #15523
If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, just what does...
Quote #4360
If a man insisted always on being serious, and never allowed himself a bit...
Quote #30103
The finest lives, in my opinion, are those who rank in the common model,...
Quote #13815
Every man has his follies — and often they are the most interesting thing...
Quote #19849
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
Quote #28400
If I was a cowboy in a lynch mob, I think I’d try to...
Quote #2852
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
Quote #34858
It is only the first step that is difficult.