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You can’t ever be really free if you admire somebody too much.
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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.
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All things good to know are difficult to learn.
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For every human problem, there is a neat, simple solution and it is always...
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As thou hast sown, so shalt thou reap.
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It’s probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you’re...
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Instead of a Seeing Eye dog, what about a gun It’s cheaper than a...
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I have been driven many times to my knees by the overwhelming conviction that...
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is the best sense I know of.