Quote #21265
The tendinous part of the mind, so to speak, is more developed in winter...
Quote #29201
People are very open-minded about new things–as long as they’re exactly like the old...
Quote #31271
The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
Quote #13641
Truth, like gold, is to be obtained not by its growth, but by washing...
Quote #1662
Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs even though...
Quote #239
There are three side effects of acid. Enchanced long term memory, decreased short term...
Quote #13968
As for me, all I know is that I know nothing.
Quote #7997
The best coffee in Europe is Vienna coffee, compared to which all other coffee...
Quote #7055
I wasted time, and now doth time waste me.
Quote #25771
If you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it.