Quote #20369
Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ‘em.
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #9084
Sleep after toil, port after stormy seas, ease after war, death after life does...
Quote #27279
What a wretched lot of old shrivelled creatures we shall be by-and-by. Never mind-...
Quote #3695
Politicians should read science fiction, not westerns and detective stories.
Quote #2717
The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious...
Quote #30906
He that can’t endure the bad, will not live to see the good.
Quote #24731
Sweet is a grief well ended.
Quote #6812
The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore.
Quote #14023
When nothing seems to help, I go and look at a stonecutter hammering away...