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There is not one in a hundred of either sex who is not taken...
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Why is it that we will laugh at a man in a clown outfit,...
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In every age ‘the good old days’ were a myth. No one ever thought...
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Somehow liberals have been unable to acquire from birth what conservatives seem to be...
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No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat and no...
Quote #19172
Old programmers never die. They just branch out to a new address.
Quote #5383
When we are happy we are always good, but when we are good we...
Quote #26187
You just don’t luck into things as much as you’d like to think you...
Quote #26604
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart...
Quote #18740
When you hear a kind word spoken about a friend, tell him so.