Quote #5939
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
Quote #30955
Visits always give pleasure, if not the arrival, the departure.
Quote #30625
This is the first test of a gentleman his respect for those who can...
Quote #22462
Three Spaniards, four opinions.
Quote #20799
Oh, thou hast a damnable iteration, and art indeed able to corrupt a saint....
Quote #1873
I think contraception is disgusting – people using each other for pleasure.
Quote #14770
Read much, but not many books.
Quote #1944
If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
Quote #7240
I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
Quote #21029
I am sure the grapes are sour.