Quote #6652
Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.
Quote #8573
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
Quote #12291
Time does not always pass at the same speed. We are the ones who...
Quote #28224
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Quote #21560
Love is faith, and one faith leads to another.
Quote #9523
It is better to think too much, than to think too little
Quote #32798
People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.
Quote #32551
It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for...
Quote #14179
For every problem there is a solution which is simple, clean and wrong.
Quote #3056
The impotence of God is infinite.