Quote #13475
There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
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There is no calamity greater than lavish desires. There is no greater guilt than...
Quote #16879
I like the silent church before the service begins, better than any preaching.
Quote #33215
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer
Quote #813
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
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Marriage is like a dollar bill. You cannot spend half of it when you...
Quote #31229
Success is neither magical or mysterious. Success is the natural consequence of consistently applying...
Quote #33859
Cheese – milk’s leap toward immortality.
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In this world of change naught which comes stays and naught which goes is...
Quote #25213
Not everything that is faced can be changed. But nothing can be changed until...