Quote #10080
Grab the broom of anger and drive off the beast of fear.
Quote #32486
Accident, n. A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of...
Quote #14576
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional...
Quote #19932
Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
Quote #162
Reality is that which refuses to go away when I stop believing in it.
Quote #23786
I am long on ideas, but short on time. I only expect to live...
Quote #27628
If I had to choose between betraying my country and betraying my friend, I...
Quote #1944
If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
Quote #1761
Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.
Quote #477
I love children — especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.