Quote #2347
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
Quote #3562
The only mystery about the cat is why it ever decided to become a...
Quote #8677
There is no such thing as “fun for the whole family.”
Quote #13747
Hope is a state of mind, not of the world. Hope, in this deep...
Quote #29334
In the world of human thought generally, and in physical science particularly, the most...
Quote #25735
I prefer my oysters fried That way I know my oysters died.
Quote #17818
A man is accepted into church for what he believes–and turned out for what...
Quote #644
I am just going outside and may be some time.
Quote #23303
There were so many candidates on the platform that there were not enough promises...
Quote #18145
Happy is he who can give himself up.